Call me a gay sad puppy one more time, motherfucker. I’m not in the mood for people’s shit today.
“There are gay sad puppies all over ‘Murrica like Jim here that have no money for things liek sugar and diet supplement...
Fuck that. I don’t need some shitty commercial with shitty sappy music.
the next sarah mclachlan commercial is going to be at your place
I’ve only got like $10 in my account. Zero pocket money.
what the fuck, how poor are you?
I don’t have sugar, either.
your sugar with cocaine
I don’t have diet supplement pills. I don’t have pills of any kind. At all.
I’ll replace all your diet supplement pills with ecstasy
Like the least imaginative nickname ever. Shortbus.
theatricaleffect...Shut up, Jim. I never paid attention in school, let alone english.
Irony: A statement that, when taken in context, may actually mean something different from, or the opposite of what
Irony is a reversal of expectations Just so we all know for future reference and so we can cut down on misusage